Game of Thrones, Chapter 15, Sansa

Sansa takes breakfast with Lady and Septa Mordane in an inn then goes off with Lady to look for Arya. She finds Arya brushing Nymeria and tells her to wear something nice, as they are riding with Queen Cersei and Princess Myrcella today. Arya would rather explore the area with Mycah, a butcher’s boy of thirteen. They have been going off every day of the journey to look at various things and explore. The party has recently emerged from the marshes of the Neck, which took twelve days to traverse. Arya runs off, and Sansa returns to the inn.

When Sansa arrives, she sees Barristan Selmy and Renly Baratheon kneeling before the queen. They have been sent from King’s Landing as part of an escort of honor. Off to one side is Ser Ilyn Payne, the King’s executioner. Ser Ilyn frightens her, and she steps back into Sandor, who mocks her. Joffrey goes to her then and makes everything better. Sansa is introduced to Barristan and Renly and tries to apologize to Ser Ilyn, who just walks away. Ser Barristan explains that Aerys II had his tongue ripped out with hot pincers. Cersei has to talk to the new arrivals, so she has Joffrey take Sansa riding. Sansa is elated at the thought of a whole day with Joffrey and equates his rescue from Ser Ilyn and Sandor with Serwyn of the Mirror Shield’s rescue of Princess Daeryssa from giants and Prince Aemon the Dragonknight’s championing of Queen Naerys against the slanders of Ser Morgil. Joffrey suggests leaving Sandor and Lady behind. Sansa wonders if that is safe, and Joffrey reassures her by showing her his sword, Lion’s Tooth. They head off on their ride.

Sansa and Joffrey explore caves and track a shadowcat to its lair. When they get hungry, they stop at a nearby holdfast. After lunch, where Joffrey drinks too much wine, they come across Arya and Mycah playing at being knights. Drunk, Joffrey threatens Mycah and prepares to hurt him, so Arya lunges at him and hits him in the back of the head. Joffrey whirls in a rage, speaking obscenities, and attacks Arya. Nymeria attacks Joffrey and tears at his sword arm. Arya calls off Nymeria and then throws Lion’s Tooth into the river and leaves. Sansa tries to comfort Joffrey, who looks at her with loathing and tells her not to touch him. Sansa goes to get help.

Quotes…

Mycah shook his head. “Its only a stick, mlord. Its not no sword, its only a stick.”

“And youre only a butchers boy, and no knight.” Joffrey lifted Lions Tooth and laid its point on Mycahs cheek below the eye, as the butchers boy stood trembling. “That was my ladys sister you were hitting, do you know that?” A bright bud of blood blossomed where his sword pressed into Mycahs flesh, and a slow red line trickled down the boys cheek.

Then a grey blur flashed past her, and suddenly Nymeria was there, leaping, jaws closing around Joffreys sword arm. The steel fell from his fingers as the wolf knocked him off his feet, and they rolled in the grass, the wolf snarling and ripping at him, the prince shrieking in pain. “Get it off,” he screamed. “Get it off!”

“My poor prince. Dont be afraid. Ill ride to the holdfast and bring help for you.” Tenderly she reached out and brushed back his soft blond hair.

His eyes snapped open and looked at her, and there was nothing but loathing there, nothing but the vilest contempt. “Then go,” he spit at her. “And dont touch me.”

by Mel

So, if we didn’t already despise Joffrey, we definately do now. I also hate that Sansa would not stand up for Mykah and Arya, she only screamed at Arya to knock it off. She’s not a very nice sister.

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This plays out fairly similarly, although we do lose a deal of Sansa’s very proper, lady-like aplomb when confronted with the situation in the camp. Her identifying Renly and Barristan was a lovely scene in the novel, showing her courtly knowledge and her ability to recover from that initial fright on seeing Payne. The Hound is, again, much more softly portrayed than we would have expected.

Game of Thrones, Chapter 9, Tyrion

Tyrion is reading in the library, but is distracted by the constant howling of a wolf. Tyrion decides he is done for the evening and wakes Septon Chayle, who has fallen asleep atop a book on the life of Grand Maester Aethelmure. He gives the books and scrolls he was reading back into the care of the septon and warns him to be careful as some of them are quite rare, including Ayrmidon’s Engines of War. Outside, men are drilling in the yard, and Tyrion hears Sandor comment on how he wishes Bran would just die, as he has been unconscious for several days since his fall. Tyrion comes over and tells Joffrey that he should pay his respects to Lord Eddard, but Joffrey does not see the point, so Tyrion slaps him and cows him into doing so. Tyrion proceeds to the guest house, where Cersei, Jaime, Tommen, and Myrcella are having breakfast. Cersei has always disliked Tyrion, while Jaime is the one person who has consistently shown him kindness since childhood. King Robert has not been sleeping, and has been at Lord Eddard’s side since Bran’s fall. Tyrion breaks the news that Maester Luwin thinks that if Bran were going to die, he would have already done so. Tommen and Myrcella are overjoyed, but Cersei and Jaime do not seem pleased. Tyrion explains that it has been four days since the fall with little change, which makes death less likely. Myrcella asks if Bran will get better, and Tyrion explains that his back was broken and his legs shattered in the fall and that he will never walk again even if he wakes up. Bran’s wolf has been howling under his window nonstop since the fall, and when Maester Luwin closed the window, Bran seemed to weaken until it was opened again. Tyrion states that he intends to go north to see the Wall. Returning the conversation to Bran, Jaime says that he would not want to live a cripple and prefers a clean death. Tyrion, on the other hand, hopes the boy does wake up, because he thinks Bran may have an interesting story to tell.

Quotes…

“Joffrey, it is past time you called on Lord Eddard and his lady, to offer them your comfort.”

Joffrey looked as petulant as only a boy prince can look. “What good will my comfort do them?”

“None,” Tyrion said. “Yet it is expected of you. Your absence has been noted.”

“The Stark boy is nothing to me,” Joffrey said. “I cannot abide the wailing of women.”

Tyrion Lannister reached up and slapped his nephew hard across the face. The boy’s cheek began to redden.

“One word,” Tyrion said, “and I will hit you again.”

“I’m going to tell Mother!” Joffrey exclaimed.

Tyrion hit him again. Now both cheeks flamed.

“You tell your mother,” Tyrion told him. “But first you get yourself to Lord and Lady Stark, and you fall to your knees in front of them, and you tell them how very sorry you are, and that you are at their service if there is the slightest thing you can do for them or theirs in this desperate hour, and that all your prayers go with them. Do you understand? Do you?”

“The prince will remember that, little lord,” the Hound warned him. The helm turned his laugh into a hollow rumble.

“I pray he does,” Tyrion Lannister replied. “If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him.”

“If he wakes,” Cersei repeated. “Is that likely?”

“Even if the boy does live, he will be a cripple. Worse than a cripple. A grotesque. Give me a good clean death.”

“I hope the boy does wake. I would be most interested to hear what he might have to say.”

His brother’s smile curdled like sour milk. “Tyrion, my sweet brother,” he said darkly, “there are times when you give me cause to wonder whose side you are on.”

Tyrion’s mouth was full of bread and fish. He took a swallow of strong black beer to wash it all down, and grinned up wolfishly at Jaime, “Why, Jaime, my sweet brother,” he said, “you wound me. You know how much I love my family.”

by Mel

Here we have a very touching family moment. These Lannister’s are just a little dysfunctional. Tyrion seems to be the only one with a heart in this family. I love when he smacks Joffrey, he really is the only one that can get away with this. Cersei and Jaime are a little concerned about Bran possibly waking up and it seems like Tyrion knows exactly what is going on.

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Tyrion’s visit to the library at Winterfell is lost, and his waking up in the kennel is a  new thing.

There is also an added scene of Cersei going to see Bran and talking to Catelyn about a miscarriage that she had. She seems very convincing that she actually cares.

One of my favorite parts of the show, go ahead and enjoy, I know you will…